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31 januari A beautiful gift from Vaybs
30 januari WHY I LOVE MOMMom and Dad were watching TV when Mom said, 'I'm
tired, and it's getting late. I think I'll go to bed.' She went to the kitchen to make sandwiches for the next day's lunches. Rinsed out the popcorn bowls, took meat out of the freezer for supper the following evening, checked the cereal box levels, filled the sugar container, put spoons and bowls on the table and started the coffee pot for brewing the next morning. She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into the washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button. She picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on the charger and put the telephone book into the drawer. She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry. She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom. She stopped by the desk and wrote a note to the teacher, counted out some cash for the field trip, and pulled a text book out from hiding under the chair. She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for the grocery store. She put both near her purse. Mom then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night solution & age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and filed her nails. Dad called out, 'I thought you were going to bed'. 'I'm on my way,' she said. She put some water into the dog's dish and put the cat outside, then made sure the doors were locked and the patio light was on. She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamps and TV's, hung up a shirt, threw some dirty socks into the hamper, and had a brief conversation with the one up still doing homework. In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next day, straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her 6 most important things to do list. She said her prayers, and visualized the accomplishment of her goals. About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one in particular. 'I'm going to bed.' And he did...without another thought.
Anything extraordinary here? Wonder why women live longer...? CAUSE WE ARE MADE FOR THE LONG HAUL..... (and we can't die sooner, we still have things to do!!!!) Then: GO TO BED!
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Special NapkinsTHE GOOD NAPKINS... ahhhhh... the joys of having girls....
My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first
mistake).. One day,I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar
I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen? Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that those were
for "special occasions" (her second mistake). Now fast forward a few months.... It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone. Mine was to set the table.
When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately burst into laughter. Next came his wife who gasped, ! then began giggling. Next came my father, who roared with laughter. Then came Mom, who almost died of
embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with a "special occasion" napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the little tail in so they didn't hang off the edge!! My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter. "But, Mom, you SAID they were for special occasions!!!" Isn't it easier to just tell the truth????????? VOTE FOR ME
Newfie JokeTwo newfies go camping and pack a cooler with sandwiches and beer.
After 3 days of walking, they arrive at a great spot but realize they've forgotten a bottle opener. The first newfie turns to the second and says "You've gotta go back and get the opener or we'll have no beer." "No way", says the second. "By the time I get back you will have eaten all the food". "I promise I won't," says the newfie. "Just hurry". Four full days pass and there is still no sign of the second newfie. Exasperated and starving, the first newfie digs into the sandwiches. Suddenly the second newfie pops out from behind the rock and yells.. "I knew it, I'm not fucking going!!"
LMAO!!
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Class Project Gone WrongThis is too funny!!!
29 januari Three Women Who Work In The Same OfficeThree women who work in the same office
notice that their female boss has started leaving work early every day, so one day they decide that after she leaves, they'll take off early, too. After all, she never calls or comes back, so how is she to know? The brunette is thrilled to get home early.
She does a little gardening, watches a movie and then goes to bed early. The redhead is elated to be able to get
in a quick workout at her health club before meeting a dinner date. The blonde is also very happy to be home
early, but as she goes upstairs she hears noises coming from her bedroom. She quietly opens the door a crack and is mortified to see her husband in bed with HER BOSS! Ever so gently, she closes the door and creeps out of her house. The next day the brunette and redhead
talk about leaving early again, but when they ask the blonde if she wants to leave early also, she exclaims, "NO WAY! yesterday I almost got caught!" Have A Fun Day
Hope Work Goes Well, Keep An Eye On Your Boss
LMFAO!!
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WARNING FOR MEN  Police are warning all men who frequent
clubs, parties and local
pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any
woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes
in bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by
female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims
to go home and sleep with them. A woman needs only to get a guy to
consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings
attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several
beers, men will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific
looking women whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking
beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what
happened to them the
night before, often with just a vague feeling that "something bad"
occurred. At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their
life's savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." In extreme
cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment
referred to as
"marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam after beer is administered
and sex is offered by the predatory females. Please! Forward this
warning to every male you know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and
the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can
discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.
For the support group
nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the phone book.
LMAO!! They've Found Popeye's MomThey've found Popeye's Mom
LMAO!!
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Husband of the Year AwardsHUSBAND OF THE YEAR AWARDS
3rd Place goes to: Greece
 2nd Place goes to: Serbia
 and the winner of the husband of the year is:
Ireland
 Ah, the Irish are true romantics. At least he's holding her hand
LMFAO!!
VOTE FOR ME Ancient Japanese Proverb
LMAO!! OH MY GOODNESS WHAT WILL IT BE NEXT
2006 HUNK CALENDAR HAS ARRIVED
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26 januari Your Morning Laugh
Three old mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench an old grandpa walked by, and one of theold grandmas yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old you are." "Sure we can! Just tell your exact age." his drawers. The grandmas stared at him for a while, asked him to turn around a couple of down for a little while and then they all ear to ear, all three happily yelled in
LMAO!!
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Best Headlines 2005 THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2005:
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter [Imagine that! ] Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says [No, really?] Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers [Now that's taking things a bit far!] Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? [Not if I wipe thoroughly!] Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over [What a guy!] Miners Refuse to Work after Death [No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and -sos!] Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant [See if that works any better than a fair trial!] War Dims Hope for Peace [I can see where it might have that effect!] If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile [You think?] Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures [Who would have thought!] Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide [They may be on to something!] Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges [You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?] Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [he probably IS the battery charge!] New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [Weren't they fat enough?!] Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft [That's what he gets for eating those beans!] Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken?] Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half [Chainsaw Massacre all over again!] Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors [Boy, are they tall!] And the winner is.... Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to. (Maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, keeep laughing it will keep you young....
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VOTE FOR ME Sent to meThis is creepy!
Think of a letter between
A and W.
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Repeat it
out loud as
you scroll down.
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Keep going ...............
Don't stop . . ..
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Think of an
animal
that begins
with that letter.
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Repeat it
out loud
as you
scroll down.
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Think of
either a man's/woman's
name
that
begins
with the
last letter
in the
animals name
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Almost
there........
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Now
count out
the letters
in that name
on the fingers
of the hand
you are not
using to
scroll down.
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Take the
hand you
counted with
and hold it out
in front of you
at face level
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Look at your
palm
very closely
and
notice
the
lines
in
your
hand
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Do the lines
take the
form of the
first letter
in the
persons name?
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Of course they
fuckin dont.......
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Now smack
yourself in
the head, get a life,
and
quit playing
stupid
e-mail games!
LMAO!! Real Newfie Ghost Story
Fireman - This is a good one!!A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife,
"You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. "From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night. "The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband? "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, .........."YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.
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25 januari Love is in the air.....TARAHS WARPED
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WOW!!Something From Lizzie
24 januari A beautiful gift from KevinThank u so much Kevin.
I love it.It warms my heart
to know u as a friend.
Great guy & he has a
great site.
Check it out @
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More prezzies for me from my friendsThis beautiful basket is
from Lynn.Thank u so much hun
I love it.
Check out her site @
Here's a little something to brighten your day...hope you like it.
 This beautiful valentine is from
Addy.Thank u so much hun.
It's so beautiful & sweet.
Check out her site @
for a special lady...
Thank u so much for the gifts.
I love them.U know how to make a
person feel special & I do.
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