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    28 februari

    The Mayonnaise Jar

    The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 cups of coffee...

     When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours  in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar..and the 2 cups of coffee..

     A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some  items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very  large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He  then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

     The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured  them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open  areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the  jar was full. They agreed it was.

    The professor next picked up a box  of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything  else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a  unanimous "yes."

    The  professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the  entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between  the sand. The students laughed.

     "Now," said the professor, as the  laughter subsided, " I want you to recognize that this jar represents  your life.

    The golf balls are the important things-your God, family,  your children, your health, your friends, and your favorite passions -- things  that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still  be full.

    The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job,  your house,and your car.

    The sand is everything else -- the small  stuff.

     "If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there  is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you  spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room  for the things that are important to you.

     Pay attention to the things  that are critical to your happiness.
     Play with your children.
     Take  time to get medical checkups.
     Take your partner out to dinner.
     Play  another 18.
     There will always be time to clean the house and fix the  disposal."

     Take care of the golf balls first -- the things that really  matter. 
     Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

     One of the  students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.
     
    The  professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter  how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of  coffee with a friend."

     

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    Jojo Space of Spaces

    27 februari

    Some beautiful gifts from my friends

     

     
     
    Thank u Vicky for the gifts.
    I love them & thank u for the hug.
    Really need it.
    Great lady & she has a great site.
    Check out her site @
     
     
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     Beautiful gifts from Cat.
    Thank u my friend.I really
    need the hugs & my wonderful
    friends of MSN spaces.
    Great lady & she has a great site.
    Check it out @
     
     

     

                                                                              

     

     
     
     

                                                             

     

                                   
     

     
     

     
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    Thank u 2 both of u wonderful ladys for the gifts.I really
    needed them.Been going through alot for the past few weeks
    & it's much appriciated.
     
     
    Love Terrie xo
    26 februari

    GOAL MEDAL FOR NFLD CURLING TEAM

    Hi everyone.WOW!!The NFLD Curling team has WON us a GOAL Medal in the Olympics for CANADA.Brad Gushue & his team mates from across the rock.
    What an excellent job they did in playing the game,wining 10-4.
     
    Congradulations Brad & team mates!!!!
    NFLD is waiting for u guys to get home
    on monday to PARTY!!!!
    YA BABY WHAT A PARTY!!!
    NEWFOUNDLAND ROCKS THE ROCK.
    I wish I was there to be a part of it but i'm not there yet.But I tell ya
    I'M DAMN PROUD TO BE A NEWFIE.
    yes b'y.NFLD needed this &
    congradulations to all the other people
    in the Olympics for wining also.
    GO CANADA GO!!
     
     
    Thank u Carol for the pics.
    Awsome.
     

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    Jojo Space of Spaces
    24 februari

    CAKE OR BED

     
    CAKE OR BED

    A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
    FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS:
    HONEY,

    COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
    IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
    HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
    FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
    DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
    GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
    I DON'T THINK SO.
    FINE.
    THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
    WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
    IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
    TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
    FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
    DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
    WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
    I DON'T THINK SO
    FINE, SHE SAYS
    THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
    TO THE FRONT
    DOOR?

    THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK.
    I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
    WANT TO FIX STEPS.
    HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
    ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
    I DON'T THINK SO.
    I'VE HAD
    ENOUGH OF YOU...
    I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
    SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
    COUPLE OF HOURS....................................
    HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
    HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
    TO GO HOME.
    AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE
    NOTICES

    THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
    AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE
    HALL LIGHT IS WORKING.

    AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
    THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
    HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
    SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
    OUTSIDE AND CRIED.

    JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME

    WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
    HE OFFERED TO DO
    ALL THE REPAIRS, AND

    ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
    GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
    THE HUSBAND SAID,SO WHAT KIND OF
     CAKE DID YOU BAKE?

    SHE REPLIED,

    HELLOOOOO....

    DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN

    ON MY FOREHEAD?

    I DON'T THINK SO!
     
    LMAO!!
     
     
     
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    Jojo Space of Spaces

    CONFESSION

     
    A married man goes to the confessional and says to his priest, "I sorta had an affair with a woman..... well..... almost." The priest says,"What do you mean, 'sorta' and 'almost' ?" "Well", says the guy, "We undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." "Rubbing together, is the same as putting it in !!!!!!" says the priest. You are NOT to see that woman again !!!!!! Now say 5 Hail Mary's, and put $50 in the poor box on your way out."     So the guy leaves the confessional, goes over and says his prayers,then walks over to the poor box.
     
    He pauses for a moment and then
    starts to leave. The priest, who was watching him, quickly runs over to him and says, "Hey wait a minute here...... I saw that you didn't put any money in the poor box, like I told you to!" "Yeah, that's true," replies the man, "But I rubbed the $50 on the box and according to you, that's the same as putting it in.

     

    LMAO!!

     

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    Jojo Space of Spaces

    THE PERFECT COUPLE

     
    Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman  
    met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life   together was, of course, perfect.  
         One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple  
    was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.  
     
        Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.  
        There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not  
    wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.  
         Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.  
    Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident.  
     
        Only one of them survived the accident.  
     
         Question: Who was the survivor?  

     

     

       
     
     Answer:  
        
    The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who  
    really existed  in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no  
    such thing as a perfect man!  
         **** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the  
    joke. 
     
     
     
        **** Men keep scrolling.  
        So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the  
    woman must  have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.  
     
         **** Men Keep scrolling  
      By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading,  
    this illustrates another point: Women never listen!
     
     
    LMAO!!
     
     
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    Jojo Space of Spaces

    Bodybuilder & The Blonde

     
     
     
    A body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have." 

    The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite."

    He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have."

    The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite." 

    He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment. 

    The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was."

     

    LMFAO!!!!



     
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    Jojo Space of Spaces

    Women from the Rock......really funny!!!!!

    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
    their new wives duties.

     Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged
    that he had told His wife she was going
    to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed
    Done at their house. He said that it took a couple
    days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away.

    Jimmie had married a woman from Australia. He
    bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,dishes, and the cooking. He told
    them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the
    next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the
    dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man had married a Canadian girl, a Newfoundland
    girl..He boasted that he told her that her duties were to
    keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry
    washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
     He said the first day he didn't see anything, the
    second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day, most of the swelling had gone and he could see a little out of his left eye.
    Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and
    call a landscaper.

     GOD BLESS
    Newfoundland  WOMEN !!!

     

     

    LMAO!!

     

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    Jojo Space of Spaces

    1st Time

     
    A guy out on the golf course gets hit in the crotch. 
      Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. 
     
       As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. 

       He said "How bad is it doc?...I'm going on my honeymoon next week. 
     
       The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. 
       It should be okay next week." 
     
      He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, 
    and taped it all together; ..an impressive work of art. 
     
       The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on  their honeymoon. 
      
       That night in the hotel room, she rips open her  blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. 
       She said, "You're the first;  no one has 
       EVER touched these." 
     
       He immediately drops his pants and 
      replies,....................... 

     
       "Look at this,....still in the CRATE

     

     

    LMAO!!!


    A Beautiful Gift From Tess

     

     

    Thank u very much Tess,I love it.

    So beautiful.Great lady & she

    has a great site.Also stop by

    & wish her well,cuz shes sick

    & needs all the love that she can get

    to get better.Luv ya girl.

     

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    20 februari

    FLAT TUMMY~~NOT FOR LITTLE ONES~~

     
    FLAT TUMMY


    A little boy walks into his parents room to see
    his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The
    mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about
    what her son has seen. She dress's quickly and goes
    to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What
    were you and dad doing?"

    The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big
    tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help
    flatten it."

    "You're wasting your time." say's the boy.

    "Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled.

    "Well, when you go shopping the lady next door comes
    over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.
     
     
    LMFAO!!
     
     
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    Jojo Space of Spaces

    NOT 4 LITTLE ONES~~~LITTLE JOHNNY~~~

     

    For his birthday Little Johnny

    asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
    His father said, "Son, we'd

    give you one, but the mortgage on
    the house is $80,000 and

    your mother just lost her job.

    There's no way we can
    afford it."

    The next day the father saw

     Little Johnny heading out the front
    door with a suitcase.... So he asked,

     "Son, where are you going?'

    Little Johnny told him, "I was

     walking past your room last
    night and heard you tell mum

    you were pulling out. Then I heard
    her tell you to wait because

    she was coming too.And I'll be damned

    if I'm staying here by myself with an
    $80,000 mortgage and no fucking bike!"

     

     

    ROTFLMFAO!!

     

     

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    Jojo Space of Spaces

    This was too good not to share

     
    I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:


    I do physical labour.

    I work at great depths.

    I plunge headfirst into everything I do.

    I do not get weekends or holidays off.

    I work in a damp environment.

    I work in a dark place that has poor ventilation.

    I work in high temperatures.

    My work exposes me to contagious
    diseases.


    Sincerely,
    The Penis

    And now for the reply:

    Dear Penis,

    After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration
    rejects your request for the
    following reasons:

    You do not work eight hours straight.

    You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

    You do not stay in your designated area and are
    often seen visiting other locations.

    You do not take initiative.

    You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start
    working.

    You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

    You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

    You will retire well before you are 65.

    You are unable to work double shifts.

    You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have
    completed the assigned task.

    And if that were not enough, you are constantly seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.


    Sincerely,

    The Management

     

    LMFAO!!

     

     

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    Jojo Space of Spaces

    Japanese Fart!!

     
    young Japanese girl had been
    taught all her life that when she
    married she was to please
    her husband and never upset him.



    So the first morning of her
    honeymoon the young Japanese bride
    crawled out of bed after making love,
    stooped down to pick up her
    husband's clothes, and accidentally
     let out a big fart. She looked
    up and said: "Awe So sorry...excuse please,
    front hole so happy
    back hole laugh out loud."

     

     

    ROTFLMFAO!!

     

     

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    Jojo Space of Spaces

     

    Potato Prostitutes ~Joke~

     
    POTATO PROSTITUTES

    Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. One is a
    prostitute.

    How can you tell which one is the prostitute?

    Hold on......


    You're gonna love it...


    It's the one with the little sticker that says...

    I - DA - HO

     

     

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    A Big Lobster

     
    This lobster weighs just under 22 pounds. It was caught off the coast of Nova Scotia. Wouldn't you like to have that in the pot??? MMmmmmmmmm

     

     

     


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    Pet Moose

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    WOW!!Amazing to have a pet moose.

     

    The Monkey

     
    The Monkey

    A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place.


    The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool table and grabs one of the billiard balls. To everyone's amazement, he sticks it in his mouth,and somehow swallows it whole.

    The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

    "No, what?"

    "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table... whole!"


    "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in
    sight. Sorry! I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."


    The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate and leaves.


    Two weeks later the guy is in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again.

    While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.

    Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?"

    "No, what?" replied the man.

    "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them out, and ate them!" said the bartender.

    "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first."

     

    LMAO!!



    Hello Everyone

     
     
    Hey everyone sorry I haven't been
    on much the past few days
    but i've been busy working on my
    St.Patrick's Day site.Getting it
    ready for butterfly baby's
    theme event.
     
     
    Come by & check out my
    holiday site @
     
    U will enjoy it very much.
    Also leave me a comment,it
    seems I have alot of visitors
    but no comments,so please
    tell me what u think of my
    St.Paddy's Day site.
     
     
    Also i've been resting once again
    cuz I got 2 more cortasone shots/steroids
    in a wonderful place lol
    I got both of them in my butt this time,
    for the arthritis in my hips & back.
    The 2 shots I got 2 weeks ago
    didn't work.So in 2 more weeks
    before we move to NFLD I
    have to get 2 more shots in
    both of my hands for the nerve
    damage of having 2 Carpel Tunnel surgeries.Getting use
    to the shots now at least it
    takes away the pain for awhile.
    Then I had to see my family
    doctor on friday for my stomach.
    I've had 2 ulcers since '99
    & my stomach has been hurting
    now for about 3 weeks or so,so had
    to get meds  to take for 7 days,
    which wasn't cheap by no means.
    Damn 100$$$$'s later.I've had a
    few health problems over
    the years that will not go away
    & will be a lifetime thing for me.Not
    counting the problems with my
    ovaries & a few others.
    It sucks big time cuz i'm sick of pain.
     
    But anyway sorry about ranting on
    about myself.As u can see I
    don't do this very often but it's
    really hard for me & it's stressing
    to deal with.Cuz I have to worry
    about finding doctors for myself,
    also doctors for my hubby.
    "OH ME NERVES".
     
    Sorry  I hope u all had
    a wonderful weekend & I
    will be stoppin by your sites
    soon to leave u a message.
     
    Luv u all
    Terrie
    xoxo
     

    Some NFLD History

     

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    St. John's Newfoundland and Labrador

     

     

    St. John's, Newfoundland and Labrador is one of the oldest European settlements in North America. St. John's is a seaport town sitting at the eastern edge of the Atlantic Ocean. The city is a mixture of wooden row houses, imposing churches and trees, lakes and walking trails. Combine this with an eclectic culture, modern buildings and industries and you have stepped into a city that is lively and vibrant.

    History

    St. John's Newfoundland and Labrador, is the oldest European settlement in North America, founded on the feast of St. John the Baptist, June 24, 1497.

    The Italian navigator John Cabot, who sailed under English flag, was the first European since the Vikings verifiably known to have reached mainland America. The 500th anniversary of his landing in what he named New Founde Lande was celebrated in 1997. St. John's became the oldest British colony in North America as, on August 5, 1583, Sir Humphrey Gilbert took possession of the region for England. The settlement changed hands several times between France and England, until becoming permanently British in 1762 and serving as a naval base during both the American Revolutionary War and the War of 1812.

    Many of the St. John's earliest settlers came from the Southeast of Ireland, primarily Waterford, Wexford and Kilkenny. This would explain the similarity between accents from that part of Ireland and Newfoundland.

    The worst disaster to befall St. John's was on July 8, 1892 and is commonly called The Great Fire of 1892. There was another major fire that started in the same neighbourhood on December 21, 1992, destroying over a dozen businesses and leaving hundreds homeless.

    It was at St. John's that Guglielmo Marconi received the first transatlantic wireless message, and it was from there that the first nonstop transatlantic flight was made in 1919 by Alcock and Brown.

    During the Second World War, the harbour was used by Royal Navy and Royal Canadian Navy ships used for protecting convoys. It was also the site of a large US Army base called "Fort Pepperrell." This base was established as part of the "Lend-lease" agreement between the UK and USA.

    Facts

  • The majority of the population in St. John's Newfoundland and Labrador descends from both Ireland and England.
  • The accent heard in St. John's is very similar to that of Waterford, Ireland.
  • Tradition declares that the city earned its name when explorer John Cabot became the first European to sail into its harbour, on June 24, 1497 — the feast day of Saint John the Baptist.
  • St. John's Newfoundland and Labrador is the centre of business, education, and government for the province.
  • St. John's Newfoundland and Labrador is the seat of the Roman Catholic Archbishop of St. John's, and the Anglican Bishop of Eastern Newfoundland and Labrador.
  • St. John's Newfoundland and Labrador is the site of the Newfoundland Museum now known as the Rooms, Memorial University, and the College of the North Atlantic.
  • St. John's was the home of the St. John's Maple Leafs, an AHL farm team for the Toronto Maple Leafs. The Maple Leafs' home stadium is Mile One Stadium and is in downtown St. John's. However, after the 2004-2005 season, the Maple Leafs will be leaving Newfoundland and a junior team from the QMJHL, called the St. John's Fog Devils are scheduled to become the new tenant at Mile One.
  • St. John's is the eastern terminus of the Trans-Canada Highway. (Victoria, British Columbia is the western terminus.)

    Geography

    St. Johns Newfoundland is located on the northeast coast of the Avalon Peninsula, in southeastern Newfoundland, and on the Atlantic Ocean. In fact, it is the easternmost city in North America. The downtown area exists to the north of St. John's Harbour and the rest of the city expands uphill and to the west, north, and east. The city of Mount Pearl borders St. John's to the west, and is substantially smaller in population, yet only slightly smaller in size.

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