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28 februari The Mayonnaise JarThe Mayonnaise Jar and 2 cups of coffee...
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar..and the 2 cups of coffee.. A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous "yes." The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed. "Now," said the professor, as the laughter subsided, " I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things-your God, family, your children, your health, your friends, and your favorite passions -- things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house,and your car. The sand is everything else -- the small stuff. "If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children.
Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal." Take care of the golf balls first -- the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."
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27 februari Some beautiful gifts from my friends
Thank u Vicky for the gifts.
I love them & thank u for the hug.
Really need it.
Great lady & she has a great site.
Check out her site @
![]() ![]() Beautiful gifts from Cat.
Thank u my friend.I really
need the hugs & my wonderful
friends of MSN spaces.
Great lady & she has a great site.
Check it out @
http://garden of friendship.org
Thank u 2 both of u wonderful ladys for the gifts.I really
needed them.Been going through alot for the past few weeks
& it's much appriciated.
Love Terrie xo 26 februari GOAL MEDAL FOR NFLD CURLING TEAMHi everyone.WOW!!The NFLD Curling team has WON us a GOAL Medal in the Olympics for CANADA.Brad Gushue & his team mates from across the rock.
What an excellent job they did in playing the game,wining 10-4.
Congradulations Brad & team mates!!!!
NFLD is waiting for u guys to get home
on monday to PARTY!!!!
YA BABY WHAT A PARTY!!!
NEWFOUNDLAND ROCKS THE ROCK.
I wish I was there to be a part of it but i'm not there yet.But I tell ya
I'M DAMN PROUD TO BE A NEWFIE.
yes b'y.NFLD needed this &
congradulations to all the other people
in the Olympics for wining also.
GO CANADA GO!!
Thank u Carol for the pics.
Awsome.
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24 februari CAKE OR BEDCAKE OR BED
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS: HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW. HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. FINE. THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO FINE, SHE SAYS THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT DOOR? THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK. I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS. HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU... I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS.................................... HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES TO GO HOME. AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED. HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED? SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE. THE HUSBAND SAID,SO WHAT KIND OF
CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
SHE REPLIED, HELLOOOOO.... DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO! LMAO!!
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CONFESSIONA married man goes to the confessional and says to his priest, "I sorta had an affair with a woman..... well..... almost." The priest says,"What do you mean, 'sorta' and 'almost' ?" "Well", says the guy, "We undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." "Rubbing together, is the same as putting it in !!!!!!" says the priest. You are NOT to see that woman again !!!!!! Now say 5 Hail Mary's, and put $50 in the poor box on your way out." So the guy leaves the confessional, goes over and says his prayers,then walks over to the poor box.
He pauses for a moment and then
starts to leave. The priest, who was watching him, quickly runs over to him and says, "Hey wait a minute here...... I saw that you didn't put any money in the poor box, like I told you to!" "Yeah, that's true," replies the man, "But I rubbed the $50 on the box and according to you, that's the same as putting it in.
LMAO!!
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THE PERFECT COUPLEOnce upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman
met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple
was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not
wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
Answer:
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who
really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no
such thing as a perfect man!
**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the
joke.
**** Men keep scrolling.
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the
woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
**** Men Keep scrolling
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading,
this illustrates another point: Women never listen!
LMAO!!
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Bodybuilder & The BlondeA body builder picks up a blonde at a bar and takes her home with him. He takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have."
The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite." He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have." The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite." He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment. The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was."
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Women from the Rock......really funny!!!!!Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties. Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told His wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed Done at their house. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. Jimmie had married a woman from Australia. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning,dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a Canadian girl, a Newfoundland girl..He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day, most of the swelling had gone and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and call a landscaper. GOD BLESS Newfoundland WOMEN !!!
LMAO!!
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1st TimeA guy out on the golf course gets hit in the crotch.
Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said "How bad is it doc?...I'm going on my honeymoon next week. The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together; ..an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon. That night in the hotel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these." He immediately drops his pants and replies,....................... "Look at this,....still in the CRATE
LMAO!!! A Beautiful Gift From Tess
20 februari FLAT TUMMY~~NOT FOR LITTLE ONES~~FLAT TUMMY
A little boy walks into his parents room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dress's quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, "What were you and dad doing?" The mother replies "Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it." "You're wasting your time." say's the boy. "Why is that?" asked his mom, puzzled. "Well, when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up. LMFAO!!
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NOT 4 LITTLE ONES~~~LITTLE JOHNNY~~~
This was too good not to shareI, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labour. I work at great depths. I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or holidays off. I work in a damp environment. I work in a dark place that has poor ventilation. I work in high temperatures. My work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely, The Penis And now for the reply: Dear Penis, After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the
following reasons: You do not work eight hours straight. You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations. You do not take initiative. You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You will retire well before you are 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task. And if that were not enough, you are constantly seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags. Sincerely, The Management
LMFAO!!
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Japanese Fart!!young Japanese girl had been
taught all her life that when she
married she was to please her husband and never upset him.
So the first morning of her honeymoon the young Japanese bride
crawled out of bed after making love, stooped down to pick up her
husband's clothes, and accidentally let out a big fart. She looked
up and said: "Awe So sorry...excuse please, front hole so happy
back hole laugh out loud."
ROTFLMFAO!!
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Potato Prostitutes ~Joke~POTATO PROSTITUTES
Two little potatoes are standing on the street corner. One is a prostitute. How can you tell which one is the prostitute? Hold on...... You're gonna love it... It's the one with the little sticker that says... I - DA - HO
A Big LobsterThis lobster weighs just under 22 pounds. It was caught off the coast of Nova Scotia. Wouldn't you like to have that in the pot??? MMmmmmmmmm
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![]() Pet Moose
WOW!!Amazing to have a pet moose.
The MonkeyThe Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool table and grabs one of the billiard balls. To everyone's amazement, he sticks it in his mouth,and somehow swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table... whole!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy, "he eats everything in sight. Sorry! I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate and leaves. Two weeks later the guy is in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?" "No, what?" replied the man. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them out, and ate them!" said the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to pass that cue ball, he measures everything first."
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